Justin and Selena's Break-up

Hey you 5 to 8 year-old kids, you're favorite couple of all-time just broke up. Selena Gomez, the star of 'Wizards of Waverly Place' just can't handle Justin Bieber, the fag who sings auto-tuned music. So what's up with the break-up?

How did they break up? Selena punched him so hard that Justin cried so hard. Why did they break up? Selena found out that Justin is gay or she is tired of seeing him trying to be some hiphop person in the hood. Haha! Obviously, I'm just kidding. I'm just making you laugh so you won't be feeling depressed about what happened. Well, their break-up is some stupid tons of sh*t. I mean really TONS of it. I don't know what happened and I don't know why I post something about this. F*ck me, sorry brah. Some sources say, they broke up because of misunderstanding and some say they don't give a sh*t. Why do they give a sh1t about this. Showbiz, yeah fvck showbiz brah.